Intro
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[Verse 1]
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He's outside of the show in L.G
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Like every day for a few weeks
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Wait for someone to take the bait
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He could be anyone's mistake
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Just say your boyfriend's out of town
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Don't let him bum a cigarette
[Chorus]
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Respect? No way!
D# Cm
He's from California
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Show up! Get laid!
D# Cm
They can't all ignore ya
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Good luck, fuckboy
D# Cm
No one's rooting for ya
[Verse 2]
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Check for the blue check
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Hit 'em in the CM
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Are 20k fake fans really gonna reel 'em in?
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Go fish, catfish, tell 'em what you spent
[Chorus]
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Say, "Yes!" Shameless
D# Cm
He wants someone famous
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Model, actress
D# Cm
Body soft as plastic
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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Good luck, fuckboy
D# Cm
See how far you make it
[Post-Chorus]
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And someone should say it
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Listen buddy, listen buddy, listen
Cm
Everyone knows you're playing
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Stop being phony, it's all in your head
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But does it take the pain away?
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You must be so exhausted
[Spoken]
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(Yeah, this is a pretty cool spot, huh?)
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(Yeah, I like it)
D# Cm
(Yeah, my buddy actually owns this place!)
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
N.C.
You're gonna call me, right?
[Chorus]
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Good luck, fuckboy
D# Cm
Meet some actor's daughter
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Say yes, undress
D# Cm
Sell her pics, you monster!
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La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
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It's all fake, hot take
D# Cm
No one's falling for it
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Good luck, fuckboy
D# Cm
Good luck, fuckboy
G A#
Good luck, fuckboy
D# Cm
Good luck, fuckboy
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Ah, ah
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Predatory, no one likes you, sorry