Intro: D#m Fb D#m Fb
D#m Fb
I know many who are worse off than you
D#m
But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue
B Fb D#m
Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do?
Fb
Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy
D#m B
Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy?
D#m
I've got a mouth for joy
Cm A#
And I can take you on, I can take you on
G#
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
Cm A#
I can take you on, I can take you on
G#
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
F# D#m
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
A#m
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
F# D#m
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
A#m
Make me crazy
G# B
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
Same as Intro: D#m Fb D#m Fb
D#m Fb
You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did
D#m B
But now the question is, do you really dare to live?
D#m
Hey pretty dysfunk kid
D#m
It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool
Fb D#m
You say and hide behind your beer-glass
B
But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves
D#m
'Cause I'm a dysfunk too
Cm A#
But I can take you on, I can take you on
G#
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
Cm A#
I can take you on, I can take you on
G#
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
F# D#m
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
A#m
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
F# D#m
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
A#m
Make me crazy
G# B
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
F# D#m
Oh nananana nananana
A#m
Calling out for you, calling out for you
F# D#m
Oh nananana nananana
A#m
Calling out for you, calling out for you
F# D#m A#m
Nananana nananana
F# D#m A#m
Nananana nananana
F# D#m A#m
Nananana nananana
F# D#m A#m
Nananana nananana
G# B
Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
D#m
Little dysfunk you