Intro: A#m Cb A#m Cb
A#m Cb
I know many who are worse off than you
A#m
But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue
F# Cb A#m
Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do?
Cb
Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy
A#m F#
Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy?
A#m
I've got a mouth for joy
Gm F
And I can take you on, I can take you on
D#
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
Gm F
I can take you on, I can take you on
D#
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
C# A#m
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
Fm
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
C# A#m
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
Fm
Make me crazy
D# F#
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
Same as Intro: A#m Cb A#m Cb
A#m Cb
You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did
A#m F#
But now the question is, do you really dare to live?
A#m
Hey pretty dysfunk kid
A#m
It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool
Cb A#m
You say and hide behind your beer-glass
F#
But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves
A#m
'Cause I'm a dysfunk too
Gm F
But I can take you on, I can take you on
D#
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
Gm F
I can take you on, I can take you on
D#
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
C# A#m
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
Fm
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
C# A#m
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
Fm
Make me crazy
D# F#
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
C# A#m
Oh nananana nananana
Fm
Calling out for you, calling out for you
C# A#m
Oh nananana nananana
Fm
Calling out for you, calling out for you
C# A#m Fm
Nananana nananana
C# A#m Fm
Nananana nananana
C# A#m Fm
Nananana nananana
C# A#m Fm
Nananana nananana
D# F#
Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
A#m
Little dysfunk you