Intro: Em F Em F
Em F
I know many who are worse off than you
Em
But you stick to your fuck-ups like they're made out of glue
C F Em
Little dysfunk you, now what you gonna do?
F
Your eyes are watery, your mouth made for joy
Em C
Always quoting Morrisey but did you ever do it with a boy?
Em
I've got a mouth for joy
C#m B
And I can take you on, I can take you on
A
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
C#m B
I can take you on, I can take you on
A
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
G Em
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
Bm
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
G Em
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
Bm
Make me crazy
A C
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
Same as Intro: Em F Em F
Em F
You're not afraid of pain, I know what you did
Em C
But now the question is, do you really dare to live?
Em
Hey pretty dysfunk kid
Em
It's better to be bitter than to seem like a fool
F Em
You say and hide behind your beer-glass
C
But I'm not so impressed by your dysfunk moves
Em
'Cause I'm a dysfunk too
C#m B
But I can take you on, I can take you on
A
I'll be your next-door neighbour, your mother and your savior
C#m B
I can take you on, I can take you on
A
I'll be the murder on the Rue Morgue you're trying to solve
G Em
Oh, I can't wait too long, I can't wait too long
Bm
Hear me calling out for you, calling out for you
G Em
Please don't wait too long, please don't wait too long
Bm
Make me crazy
A C
Hearing you go on about the "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
G Em
Oh nananana nananana
Bm
Calling out for you, calling out for you
G Em
Oh nananana nananana
Bm
Calling out for you, calling out for you
G Em Bm
Nananana nananana
G Em Bm
Nananana nananana
G Em Bm
Nananana nananana
G Em Bm
Nananana nananana
A C
Oh, "so much for bleached nostalgia.."
Em
Little dysfunk you