[Verse]
C#7
I am a bastard
C#m7 G#
And my name is Bill
B E B E
I wake up at seven o’clock
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I'd call in sick but I’m scared to talk
B E B E
I hate to see you look so sad
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But please don't make me feel so bad
C#7
Because I'm a bastard
C#m7 G#
And my name is Bill
[Verse]
B E B E
I'd like to say “I wanna die”
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But when I tell you I start to cry
B E B E
I am a monkey whose name won't stick
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But I won't charge you for this trick
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Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick.
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I won't charge you for this trick
B F#sus4 F# C#m C#sus4 Emaj
I won't charge you for this trick
B F#sus4 F# C#m C#sus4 Emaj
I won't charge you for this trick
B F#sus4 F# C#m C#sus4 Emaj
I won't charge you for this trick