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D#7
I am a bastard
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And my name is Bill
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I wake up at seven o’clock
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I'd call in sick but I’m scared to talk
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I hate to see you look so sad
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But please don't make me feel so bad
D#7
Because I'm a bastard
D#m7 A#
And my name is Bill
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I'd like to say “I wanna die”
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But when I tell you I start to cry
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I am a monkey whose name won't stick
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But I won't charge you for this trick
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Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick.
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I won't charge you for this trick
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I won't charge you for this trick
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I won't charge you for this trick
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I won't charge you for this trick