[Verse]
D7
I am a bastard
Dm7 A
And my name is Bill
C F C F
I wake up at seven o’clock
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj7
I'd call in sick but I’m scared to talk
C F C F
I hate to see you look so sad
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj7
But please don't make me feel so bad
D7
Because I'm a bastard
Dm7 A
And my name is Bill
[Verse]
C F C F
I'd like to say “I wanna die”
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
But when I tell you I start to cry
C F C F
I am a monkey whose name won't stick
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
But I won't charge you for this trick
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
Yeah, I won't charge you for this trick.
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
I won't charge you for this trick
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
I won't charge you for this trick
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
I won't charge you for this trick
C Gsus4 G Dm Dsus4 Fmaj
I won't charge you for this trick