[Verse 1]
B F# A
I'm way too old
C#m
to give a shit
G#m A
I bite my tounge
E
to see what benny did
B A
a funny joke
a funny
D A E Bm D
message on the machine
[Verse 2]
E
I trip around
A
keep to myself
C#m G#m A
I'll write another song
E
about sombody else
B A
who seems like me
but there is no one
D A Bm D E
inside of this body
[Verse 3]
F#
he likes the icing
A
not the cake
says he wants to
C#m
trade my
G#m A
fucking place
E
do me a favor
B D
kill your beer
I wanna
A E Bm D A
get the hell out of here