[Verse 1]
A E G
I'm way too old
Bm
to give a shit
F#m G
I bite my tounge
D
to see what benny did
A G
a funny joke
a funny
C G D Am C
message on the machine
[Verse 2]
D
I trip around
G
keep to myself
Bm F#m G
I'll write another song
D
about sombody else
A G
who seems like me
but there is no one
C G Am C D
inside of this body
[Verse 3]
E
he likes the icing
G
not the cake
says he wants to
Bm
trade my
F#m G
fucking place
D
do me a favor
A C
kill your beer
I wanna
G D Am C G
get the hell out of here