[Verse 1]
D A C
I'm way too old
Em
to give a shit
Bm C
I bite my tounge
G
to see what benny did
D C
a funny joke
a funny
F C G Dm F
message on the machine
[Verse 2]
G
I trip around
C
keep to myself
Em Bm C
I'll write another song
G
about sombody else
D C
who seems like me
but there is no one
F C Dm F G
inside of this body
[Verse 3]
A
he likes the icing
C
not the cake
says he wants to
Em
trade my
Bm C
fucking place
G
do me a favor
D F
kill your beer
I wanna
C G Dm F C
get the hell out of here