Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Kenny bangs a drum
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Step-by-step, down the road to Kingdom Come
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He sees no one, fears no one
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But he knows he's not alone
[Verse 2]
Cm G#
He knows the streets of Hell
D# Fm
Were manufactured by people meaning well
G# Gm
Saints and sinners, losers, winners
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Children throwing teachers bombshells
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 3]
Cm G#
Kenny takes a drink
D# Fm
He has a think about the world to come
G# Gm
Eschatology, Parapsychology
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All the ologies are bunkum
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 4]
Cm G#
Kenny sings a song
D# Fm
With his crooked voice, to help us all along
G# Gm
We're all good friends, we're old bookends
Fm G# A#
Now that dusty old road ain't too long
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road, yes
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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