Intro
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[Verse 1]
Dm A#
Kenny bangs a drum
F Gm
Step-by-step, down the road to Kingdom Come
A# Am
He sees no one, fears no one
Gm A# C
But he knows he's not alone
[Verse 2]
Dm A#
He knows the streets of Hell
F Gm
Were manufactured by people meaning well
A# Am
Saints and sinners, losers, winners
Gm A# C
Children throwing teachers bombshells
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 3]
Dm A#
Kenny takes a drink
F Gm
He has a think about the world to come
A# Am
Eschatology, Parapsychology
Gm A# C
All the ologies are bunkum
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F C Dm C A# F C A#
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 4]
Dm A#
Kenny sings a song
F Gm
With his crooked voice, to help us all along
A# Am
We're all good friends, we're old bookends
Gm A# C
Now that dusty old road ain't too long
[Chorus]
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Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road, yes
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
F C Dm C A# F C
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F C Dm C A# F C
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along
[Chorus]
F C Dm C A# F C
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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