Intro
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# F# C# D#m C# B F# C# B
[Verse 1]
D#m B
Kenny bangs a drum
F# G#m
Step-by-step, down the road to Kingdom Come
B A#m
He sees no one, fears no one
G#m B C#
But he knows he's not alone
[Verse 2]
D#m B
He knows the streets of Hell
F# G#m
Were manufactured by people meaning well
B A#m
Saints and sinners, losers, winners
G#m B C#
Children throwing teachers bombshells
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# B
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 3]
D#m B
Kenny takes a drink
F# G#m
He has a think about the world to come
B A#m
Eschatology, Parapsychology
G#m B C#
All the ologies are bunkum
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# B
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road
[Verse 4]
D#m B
Kenny sings a song
F# G#m
With his crooked voice, to help us all along
B A#m
We're all good friends, we're old bookends
G#m B C#
Now that dusty old road ain't too long
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# B
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along the dusty old road, yes
[Instrumental]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C# F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Smile a crooked smile, hope we all get along
[Chorus]
F# C# D#m C# B F# C#
Walk a crooked mile, sing a crooked song
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