[Verse 1]
F Am
My old chair
A# C
Is like a big comfy friend
F Am
It's soft and it's fuzzy
A# C
With a brownish orangey blend
F Am A# C
But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say
F Am A#maj7
I think it's time for me to throw my chair away
F Am A# C
Ohhh nooo....
[Verse 2]
F Am
So I sit in you one last time
A#maj7 C
I promise not to cry
F Am A# C
Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye
F Am
So I put you out on the curb
A# C
And I wish you good luck
F Am
Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by
A# C
And put you in the back of his truck
[Chorus 1]
F C
And I hope that he'll be good to you
Dm A#maj7
Do the things that I couldn't do
F C
And I hope he gives you more than me
Dm A#maj7
I hope that he is good company
F C
But when I climb into my bed
Dm Am
And I turn off the lights
A# F Am A# C
I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 3]
F Am A# C
I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood
F Am A# C
Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food
F Am A# C
But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame
F Am A# C
I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same
[Chorus 2]
F C
And I miss you baby ohh so much
Dm A#maj7
Your giant buttons and your velvet touch
F C
And I miss you more than anything
Dm A#maj7
The ball poking of your broken spring
F C Dm Am
If loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right
A# F Am A# C
So I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 4]
F Am
Do you remember the night
A# C
We watched the movie Norbit
F Am
And everytime I broke wind
A# C
You were happy to absorb it
F Am
And after I go jogging
A# C
My sweaty ass would get your seat wet
F Am
And when I accidentally shat in my pants
A# C
You kept it a secret
[Chorus 3]
F C
And I think that I should let you know
Dm A#maj7
I'm sorry that I let you go
F C
And everyday I hope I see
Dm A#maj7
My chair on the curb just waiting for me
F C
I dream about you all the time
Dm Am
And I hope you're all right
A# C F C Dm Am
Thats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
A# C F
Cause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight
- 1. Chord Gitar Adam Sandler - My Old Chair Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Adam Sandler - My Old Chair Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar G)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan