[Verse 1]
B D#m
My old chair
E F#
Is like a big comfy friend
B D#m
It's soft and it's fuzzy
E F#
With a brownish orangey blend
B D#m E F#
But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say
B D#m Emaj7
I think it's time for me to throw my chair away
B D#m E F#
Ohhh nooo....
[Verse 2]
B D#m
So I sit in you one last time
Emaj7 F#
I promise not to cry
B D#m E F#
Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye
B D#m
So I put you out on the curb
E F#
And I wish you good luck
B D#m
Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by
E F#
And put you in the back of his truck
[Chorus 1]
B F#
And I hope that he'll be good to you
G#m Emaj7
Do the things that I couldn't do
B F#
And I hope he gives you more than me
G#m Emaj7
I hope that he is good company
B F#
But when I climb into my bed
G#m D#m
And I turn off the lights
E B D#m E F#
I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 3]
B D#m E F#
I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood
B D#m E F#
Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food
B D#m E F#
But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame
B D#m E F#
I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same
[Chorus 2]
B F#
And I miss you baby ohh so much
G#m Emaj7
Your giant buttons and your velvet touch
B F#
And I miss you more than anything
G#m Emaj7
The ball poking of your broken spring
B F# G#m D#m
If loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right
E B D#m E F#
So I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 4]
B D#m
Do you remember the night
E F#
We watched the movie Norbit
B D#m
And everytime I broke wind
E F#
You were happy to absorb it
B D#m
And after I go jogging
E F#
My sweaty ass would get your seat wet
B D#m
And when I accidentally shat in my pants
E F#
You kept it a secret
[Chorus 3]
B F#
And I think that I should let you know
G#m Emaj7
I'm sorry that I let you go
B F#
And everyday I hope I see
G#m Emaj7
My chair on the curb just waiting for me
B F#
I dream about you all the time
G#m D#m
And I hope you're all right
E F# B F# G#m D#m
Thats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
E F# B
Cause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight
- 1. Chord Gitar Adam Sandler - My Old Chair Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar C#)
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