[Verse 1]
A C#m
My old chair
D E
Is like a big comfy friend
A C#m
It's soft and it's fuzzy
D E
With a brownish orangey blend
A C#m D E
But the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say
A C#m Dmaj7
I think it's time for me to throw my chair away
A C#m D E
Ohhh nooo....
[Verse 2]
A C#m
So I sit in you one last time
Dmaj7 E
I promise not to cry
A C#m D E
Pull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye
A C#m
So I put you out on the curb
D E
And I wish you good luck
A C#m
Then I see a guy with a mullet drive by
D E
And put you in the back of his truck
[Chorus 1]
A E
And I hope that he'll be good to you
F#m Dmaj7
Do the things that I couldn't do
A E
And I hope he gives you more than me
F#m Dmaj7
I hope that he is good company
A E
But when I climb into my bed
F#m C#m
And I turn off the lights
D A C#m D E
I'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 3]
A C#m D E
I could always fart on you, you were always in the mood
A C#m D E
Even that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food
A C#m D E
But I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame
A C#m D E
I guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same
[Chorus 2]
A E
And I miss you baby ohh so much
F#m Dmaj7
Your giant buttons and your velvet touch
A E
And I miss you more than anything
F#m Dmaj7
The ball poking of your broken spring
A E F#m C#m
If loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right
D A C#m D E
So I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
[Verse 4]
A C#m
Do you remember the night
D E
We watched the movie Norbit
A C#m
And everytime I broke wind
D E
You were happy to absorb it
A C#m
And after I go jogging
D E
My sweaty ass would get your seat wet
A C#m
And when I accidentally shat in my pants
D E
You kept it a secret
[Chorus 3]
A E
And I think that I should let you know
F#m Dmaj7
I'm sorry that I let you go
A E
And everyday I hope I see
F#m Dmaj7
My chair on the curb just waiting for me
A E
I dream about you all the time
F#m C#m
And I hope you're all right
D E A E F#m C#m
Thats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight
D E A
Cause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight
- 1. Chord Gitar Adam Sandler - My Old Chair Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Adam Sandler - My Old Chair Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan