Verse
D#
I'm going down, down to the river, I'm gonna bring a 30 pack
I'm gonna drink with all my good friends and I ain't ever, ever coming back
[Chorus 1]
Ab D#
I got no money and I'm starving, I got nothing left
Ab D#
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth
[Verse 2]
D#
I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'til my face turns brown and blue
I'm gonna get in my car and start it and drive right over you
[Chorus 2]
Ab D#
'Cause I got nothing else to live for, I got nowhere to be
Ab D#
Spent my money on that honey and a bottle of Beam
[Solo]
(Play through a verse and a chorus, whistle along if you like)
D# - - - -
Ab - D# - Ab - D# -
[Verse 3]
D#
I wanna tell you that I like you but my heart is black and blue
and you'd say that it's such a bad idea. That's hard to swallow, but it's harder to chew
[Chorus 3]
Ab D#
You'd probably think that this is funny as I do too
Ab D#
I gotta keep on just laughing or I am through
[Verse 4]
D#
I'm going back down to the river, I'm gonna find my duffle bag
I'm gonna stick my puppy in it and drown him 'til his tail don't wag
[Chorus 4]
Ab D#
'Cause I can't spend anymore money, I can't give him a bed
Ab D#
I cannot feed him golden honey or two scoops of meth
[Bridge]
A# Ab
And the next thing you know I cannot feel
A# Ab
My airbag's open on my steering wheel
A# Ab
and I guess that oak tree was kinda real
A#
now I gotta skip this town~
[Verse 5]
D#
I'm gonna call up Max and Elvis, I'm gonna tell them how I feel
They're gonna call me a fucking pussy and pass me a couple beers
[Chorus 5]
Ab D#
We got no money, got no honey, we got nothing left
Ab D#
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth