Verse
G
I'm going down, down to the river, I'm gonna bring a 30 pack
I'm gonna drink with all my good friends and I ain't ever, ever coming back
[Chorus 1]
C G
I got no money and I'm starving, I got nothing left
C G
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth
[Verse 2]
G
I'm gonna chug a lot of Jim Beam 'til my face turns brown and blue
I'm gonna get in my car and start it and drive right over you
[Chorus 2]
C G
'Cause I got nothing else to live for, I got nowhere to be
C G
Spent my money on that honey and a bottle of Beam
[Solo]
(Play through a verse and a chorus, whistle along if you like)
G - - - -
C - G - C - G -
[Verse 3]
G
I wanna tell you that I like you but my heart is black and blue
and you'd say that it's such a bad idea. That's hard to swallow, but it's harder to chew
[Chorus 3]
C G
You'd probably think that this is funny as I do too
C G
I gotta keep on just laughing or I am through
[Verse 4]
G
I'm going back down to the river, I'm gonna find my duffle bag
I'm gonna stick my puppy in it and drown him 'til his tail don't wag
[Chorus 4]
C G
'Cause I can't spend anymore money, I can't give him a bed
C G
I cannot feed him golden honey or two scoops of meth
[Bridge]
D C
And the next thing you know I cannot feel
D C
My airbag's open on my steering wheel
D C
and I guess that oak tree was kinda real
D
now I gotta skip this town~
[Verse 5]
G
I'm gonna call up Max and Elvis, I'm gonna tell them how I feel
They're gonna call me a fucking pussy and pass me a couple beers
[Chorus 5]
C G
We got no money, got no honey, we got nothing left
C G
Spent it all on golden honey and two lines of meth