Intro
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G D# C C
[Verse]
G D# C C
He's gotta stay in shape
G D# C C
He's gotta stay in shape
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Eating del taco and sleeping in,
F G C C
Playing video games.
G D# C C
Quit smoking two packs a day,
G D# C C
He’s got dubstep in his veins
G D# C C
I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
G G C C
Or I won’t get laid,
F G C
Or I won’t get laid.
[Chorus]
F G C
Cause Max can’t surf,
F G C
Max can’t surf,
F G ^C A
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
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God knows he’s got no balance.
[Solo]
G D# C C
G D# C C
[Verse]
G D# C
Swimming with the dolphins,
G D# C
Jamming with the turtle,
G D# C
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man,
F G C
Trying to do the best I can, dude.
G D# C C
Gotta check the forecast
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Throw away my skateboard.
G D# C C
Stop wearing tight jeans,
F G C C
And put on some board shorts
[Chorus]
F G C
'cos Max can’t surf,
F G C
Max can’t surf,
F G ^C A
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
F A# G A# G
God knows he’s got no balance.
[Post-Chorus]
G D# C C
G D# C C
Smoking two packs a day,
G D# C C
Smoking two packs a day,
G D# C C
Smoking two packs a day,
G D# C C
Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
[Outro]
F G ^C A
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
F A# G A# G
But God knows he’s a ginger