Intro
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[Verse]
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He's gotta stay in shape
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He's gotta stay in shape
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Eating del taco and sleeping in,
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Playing video games.
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Quit smoking two packs a day,
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He’s got dubstep in his veins
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I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
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Or I won’t get laid,
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Or I won’t get laid.
[Chorus]
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Cause Max can’t surf,
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Max can’t surf,
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He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
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God knows he’s got no balance.
[Solo]
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[Verse]
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Swimming with the dolphins,
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Jamming with the turtle,
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Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man,
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Trying to do the best I can, dude.
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Gotta check the forecast
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Throw away my skateboard.
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Stop wearing tight jeans,
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And put on some board shorts
[Chorus]
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'cos Max can’t surf,
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Max can’t surf,
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He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
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God knows he’s got no balance.
[Post-Chorus]
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
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Smoking two packs a day,
[Outro]
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He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
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But God knows he’s a ginger