Intro
B G E E
B G E E
[Verse]
B G E E
He's gotta stay in shape
B G E E
He's gotta stay in shape
B G E E
Eating del taco and sleeping in,
A B E E
Playing video games.
B G E E
Quit smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
He’s got dubstep in his veins
B G E E
I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
B B E E
Or I won’t get laid,
A B E
Or I won’t get laid.
[Chorus]
A B E
Cause Max can’t surf,
A B E
Max can’t surf,
A B ^E C#
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
A D B D B
God knows he’s got no balance.
[Solo]
B G E E
B G E E
[Verse]
B G E
Swimming with the dolphins,
B G E
Jamming with the turtle,
B G E
Don't give me no shit I'm a full grown man,
A B E
Trying to do the best I can, dude.
B G E E
Gotta check the forecast
B G E E
Throw away my skateboard.
B G E E
Stop wearing tight jeans,
A B E E
And put on some board shorts
[Chorus]
A B E
'cos Max can’t surf,
A B E
Max can’t surf,
A B ^E C#
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
A D B D B
God knows he’s got no balance.
[Post-Chorus]
B G E E
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
B G E E
Smoking two packs a day,
[Outro]
A B ^E C#
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
A D B D B
But God knows he’s a ginger