Intro
Dm, F, C (x4)
Gm A# C Gm A# C
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C Gm A# C
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C
The man without a tan came strolling into town
Gm A# C
He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around
Gm A# C
Girls were all a-drooling, [?] hum the lullaby
Gm A# C
The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why
Gm A# C
The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me
Gm A# C
He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV
Eb
And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?
C
I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this
Cm A#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C Gm A# C
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C Gm A# C
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C
The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town
Gm A# C
He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down
Gm A# C
He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice
Gm A# C
He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice
Gm A# C
He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?"
Gm A# C
He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon
Eb
He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down
C
It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down
Cm A#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Eb Cm
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C Gm A# C
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Gm A# C
I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone
Gm A# C
She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known
Gm A# C
The man without a tan was on the line and being cute
Gm Gm Gm
I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots
Cm A#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Cm A#
Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan
([?] to be a rugged handsome man)
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Cm A#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Cm A#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Gm A# C
The man without a tan
Cm A#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
Gm (once)
The man without a tan
(Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)