Intro
Dm, F, G# (x4)
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Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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The man without a tan came strolling into town
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He had the whitest collar and he brought a scene around
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Girls were all a-drooling, [?] hum the lullaby
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The men were all suspicious but they didn't know just why
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The man without a tan, he's a threat to you and me
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He has the kind of hands that you might see on your TV
Cb
And if he touched your woman, how the hell could she resist?
G#
I'm sure he'll entertain her with a little bit of this
G#m F#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
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The man without a tan
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The man without a tan
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The man without a tan
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The man without a tan
D#m F# G# D#m F# G#
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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The man without a tan, he had a walk around the town
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He found a rollin' restaurant and entered and sat down
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He ordered Coca-Cola with some lemon but no ice
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He reached into his pocket and he found his lucky dice
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He finished up his cola and the waitress thought, "So soon?"
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He looked a little bit like Gary Cooper in High Noon
Cb
He left to find a movie theatre, it was shuttered down
G#
It seemed like there were lots of things that had been shuttered down
G#m F#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
D#m
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Cb G#m
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
D#m F# G# D#m F# G#
Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
D#m F# G#
I overheard my girlfriend on her landline telephone
D#m F# G#
She thought I couldn't hear her but she really should've known
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan was on the line and being cute
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I stood back in the showers, I was fuming in my boots
G#m F#
Our rugged handsomeness is no match for
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
G#m F#
Twenty years have passed and I'm the man without a tan
([?] to be a rugged handsome man)
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The man without a tan
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The man without a tan
G#m F#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
G#m F#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
D#m F# G#
The man without a tan
G#m F#
And then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man"
(Then you came right out with it and said, "You are my man")
D#m (once)
The man without a tan
(Aaaaaaaah, aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)