Verse
A
Politically correct
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and mentally erect
D
I'm doing everything
E
I can to conserve the
A
best But life ain't
E
nothing but a bowl a
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grits And this United
States proud crap
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makes me sick People
E
tell me go make a name
D
for yourself Cause that's
E
the only way you're gonna
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get outta this hell I'm
E
gonna try and try and
D
try and do all that I can
E
But I'll never understand
Chorus 1:
D
It's guaranteed I'm
E
making minimum wage
A G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
Home of the free
E A
Land of the brave
G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
E
It's guaranteed I'm
A D F#m E x3, E(hold)
making minimum wage
Verse 2:
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I'll take a work
E
strike Over a tax
D
hike Any day of
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the year And I don't
E
care about anything
D
As long as those
striking ain't
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bottling beer Give
E
me a gun let's go
D
get the XXX He
wouldn't mind he's
E
protected by the
A
aliens I've got a
E
green man in my
D
backyard This time
the goverment
E
has gone too far
Chorus 2:
D
It's guaranteed I'm
E
making minimum wage
A G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
Home of the free
E A
Land of the brave
G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
E
It's guaranteed I'm
A D F#m
making minimum wage
E A D F#m E x2, E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Interlude: E--B--A--B-- x4
Chorus 3:
D
It's guaranteed I'm
E
making minimum wage
A G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
Home of the free
E A
Land of the brave
G
I can't survive
D
this day and age
E
It's guaranteed I'm
A D F#m
making minimum wage
E A D F#m
It's minimum wage
E A D F#m
It's minimum wage
E A D F#m E E(hold)
It's minimum wage