Verse
D#
Politically correct
A#
and mentally erect
G#
I'm doing everything
A#
I can to conserve the
D#
best But life ain't
A#
nothing but a bowl a
G#
grits And this United
States proud crap
A# D#
makes me sick People
A#
tell me go make a name
G#
for yourself Cause that's
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the only way you're gonna
D#
get outta this hell I'm
A#
gonna try and try and
G#
try and do all that I can
A#
But I'll never understand
Chorus 1:
G#
It's guaranteed I'm
A#
making minimum wage
D# C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
Home of the free
A# D#
Land of the brave
C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
A#
It's guaranteed I'm
D# G# Cm A# x3, E(hold)
making minimum wage
Verse 2:
D#
I'll take a work
A#
strike Over a tax
G#
hike Any day of
A# D#
the year And I don't
A#
care about anything
G#
As long as those
striking ain't
A# D#
bottling beer Give
A#
me a gun let's go
G#
get the XXX He
wouldn't mind he's
A#
protected by the
D#
aliens I've got a
A#
green man in my
G#
backyard This time
the goverment
A#
has gone too far
Chorus 2:
G#
It's guaranteed I'm
A#
making minimum wage
D# C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
Home of the free
A# D#
Land of the brave
C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
A#
It's guaranteed I'm
D# G# Cm
making minimum wage
A# D# G# Cm A# x2, E(hold)
It's minimum wage
Interlude: E--B--A--B-- x4
Chorus 3:
G#
It's guaranteed I'm
A#
making minimum wage
D# C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
Home of the free
A# D#
Land of the brave
C#
I can't survive
G#
this day and age
A#
It's guaranteed I'm
D# G# Cm
making minimum wage
A# D# G# Cm
It's minimum wage
A# D# G# Cm
It's minimum wage
A# D# G# Cm A# E(hold)
It's minimum wage