Intro
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G#m A#7 C# G#9
G#m A#7 C# D# G#9
G#m A#7 C# G#9
G#m A#7 C#
G#m G#m (x4)
[Verse 1]
D#7
D# you might say, "Hey, I lost my sense of humor"
Well, I'm quite surprised I didn't lose it sooner
Why waste my breath on anything less than talk so trivial?
As a man I ran out of material
[Chorus]
G#m
Why did the chicken go across the road
G#m
To get to the other side?
G#m
I'm still waiting for the punchline
G#m
And whoever said, the grass always grows
G#m
Greener on the other side
G#m
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Verse 2]
D#7
The good ol' days I was known to wear a smile
C#5 D#5 C#5 D#5 G#/C
Like all good things they've gone out of style
D#7
I will admit, usually a quick with I found me amusing
What used to be, no longer are amusing
[Chorus]
G#m
Why did the chicken go across the road
G#m
To get to the other side?
G#m
I'm still waiting for the punchline
G#m
And whoever said, the grass always grows
G#m
Greener on the other side
G#m
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Interlude]
G#m G#m (x4)
[Guitar Solo]
G#m G#m (x2)
[Verse 3]
D#7 C#5 D#5 C#5 D#5 D#7
It's nothing that you said, no, nothing that you did
D#5 C#5 D#5 C#5 D#5 C#5 D#5 C#5 D#5 G#/C D#7
It must have been a bad joke that's gone over my head
What me worry, another tragedy
Ladder plus time, equals comedy
[Chorus]
G#m
Why can't I get to the other side?
I'm still waiting for the punchline
And whoever said, the grass always grows
Greener on the other line
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Outro]
G#sus2 G#m A#7 C#
G#9 G#m A#7 C# G#
G#9 G#m A#7 C# (x10) and fade