Intro
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Em F#7 A E9
Em F#7 A B E9
Em F#7 A E9
Em F#7 A
Em Em (x4)
[Verse 1]
B7
B you might say, "Hey, I lost my sense of humor"
Well, I'm quite surprised I didn't lose it sooner
Why waste my breath on anything less than talk so trivial?
As a man I ran out of material
[Chorus]
Em
Why did the chicken go across the road
Em
To get to the other side?
Em
I'm still waiting for the punchline
Em
And whoever said, the grass always grows
Em
Greener on the other side
Em
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Verse 2]
B7
The good ol' days I was known to wear a smile
A5 B5 A5 B5 E/G#
Like all good things they've gone out of style
B7
I will admit, usually a quick with I found me amusing
What used to be, no longer are amusing
[Chorus]
Em
Why did the chicken go across the road
Em
To get to the other side?
Em
I'm still waiting for the punchline
Em
And whoever said, the grass always grows
Em
Greener on the other side
Em
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Interlude]
Em Em (x4)
[Guitar Solo]
Em Em (x2)
[Verse 3]
B7 A5 B5 A5 B5 B7
It's nothing that you said, no, nothing that you did
B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 A5 B5 E/G# B7
It must have been a bad joke that's gone over my head
What me worry, another tragedy
Ladder plus time, equals comedy
[Chorus]
Em
Why can't I get to the other side?
I'm still waiting for the punchline
And whoever said, the grass always grows
Greener on the other line
I'm still waiting for the punchline
[Outro]
Esus2 Em F#7 A
E9 Em F#7 A E
E9 Em F#7 A (x10) and fade