Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
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Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
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Saturday morning, pictures are free
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The little children all come to see me
[Chorus]
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They want to touch me, they want to love me
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I always give them pictures of me
[Verse 2]
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Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
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My little girlfriend don't come to see me
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She gets so jealous when kids start to scream
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I love the laughter kids offer to me
[Chorus]
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They want to touch me, they want to love me
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They see a man that cannot be me
[Verse 3]
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Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
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Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
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Saturday morning, pictures are free
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The little children all come to see me
[Chorus]
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They want to touch me, they want to love me
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I always give them pictures of me
[Outro]
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