Intro
B F# F#7 B
[Verse 1]
B F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7 B
Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
B F#
Saturday morning, pictures are free
F#7 B
The little children all come to see me
[Chorus]
F# B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
F# B
I always give them pictures of me
[Verse 2]
B F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7 B
My little girlfriend don't come to see me
B F#
She gets so jealous when kids start to scream
F#7 B
I love the laughter kids offer to me
[Chorus]
F# B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
F# B B F# F#7 B
They see a man that cannot be me
[Verse 3]
B F#
Laurel and Hardy, pictures of me
F#7 B
Sweet little fellows, you pay to see
B F#
Saturday morning, pictures are free
F#7 B
The little children all come to see me
[Chorus]
F# B
They want to touch me, they want to love me
F# B
I always give them pictures of me
[Outro]
B F# F#7 B x2