Intro
B F# Cadd9 C#m
[Verse]
B F# Cadd9 A
Riding a ball and chain with a mirror on the floor
B F# Cadd9 C#m
Amnesia and fragrance can't remember what it's for
B F# Cadd9 A
But she knows her instincts are just other words for fun
B F# E C#
Let in the shade when there's no sun
[Chorus]
B F# Cadd9 C#
I bought a window display and married her at once
B F# Cadd9 C#
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
B F# Cadd9 C#
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
B F# Cadd9 C#
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch
[Verse]
B F# Cadd9 A
The best pictures were taken there's some more upon the floor
B F# Cadd9 C#m
Taken on vacation on a hillside by the shore
B F# Cadd9 B
But she's not a magazine you're reading every month
B F# Cadd9 C#
And defintitely not the girl next door
D5 F#5
Everything you wanted and want more
[Chorus]
B F# Cadd9 C#
Took back the display the details scratched a lot
B F# Cadd9 C#
Her golden tooth decay and the halitosis rot
B F# Cadd9 C#
So much for history the display left her mark
B F# Cadd9 C#
Go find her another home where the other dogs can bark
B F# Cadd9 C#
I bought a window display and married her at once
B F# Cadd9 C#
I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
B F# Cadd9 C#
Look at the inlay the detail matters much
B F# Cadd9 C# B
She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch