Intro
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Riding a ball and chain with a mirror on the floor
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Amnesia and fragrance can't remember what it's for
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But she knows her instincts are just other words for fun
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Let in the shade when there's no sun
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I bought a window display and married her at once
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I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
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Look at the inlay the detail matters much
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She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch
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The best pictures were taken there's some more upon the floor
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Taken on vacation on a hillside by the shore
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But she's not a magazine you're reading every month
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And defintitely not the girl next door
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Everything you wanted and want more
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Took back the display the details scratched a lot
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Her golden tooth decay and the halitosis rot
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So much for history the display left her mark
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Go find her another home where the other dogs can bark
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I bought a window display and married her at once
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I broke the remote control and she hasn't talked for months
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Look at the inlay the detail matters much
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She'll throw the dogs a bone and it makes a mighty crunch