Intro
N.C.
Aww, look at daddy's baby girl
N.C.
That's daddy's baby, little sleepy head
A#sus4
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you
Bmaj7
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two
G#m7
Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you
F#dim7
Sit down bitch! You move again I'll beat the shit out of you! (Okay)
[Verse 1]
A#sus4
Don't make me wake this baby! She don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do!
Bmaj7
Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?!
G#m7
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!
F#dim7
Oh, what's the matter Kim, am I too loud for you?!
A#sus4
Too bad, bitch! You're gonna finally hear me out this time!
Bmaj7
At first, I'm like: "Aight, you wanna throw me out; that's fine!"
G#m7
But not for him to take my place! Are you out your mind?!
F#dim7
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
A#sus4
How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim!
Bmaj7
Look at your husband now! (No!) I said, look at him!
G#m7
He ain't so hot now, is he, little punk?!
F#dim7
(Why are you doing this?!) Shut the fuck up!
A#sus4
(You're drunk! You're never gonna get away with this!)
Bmaj7
You think I give a fuck?! Come on! We're going for a ride, bitch! (No!)
G#m7
Sit up front! (We can't just leave Hailie alone! What if she wakes up?)
F#dim7
We'll be right back; well, I will: you'll be in the trunk!
[Chorus]
A#sus4 Bmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
G#m7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Verse 2]
A#sus4
You really fucked me Kim! You really did a number on me!
Bmaj7
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me
G#m7
But we was kids then, Kim! I was only eighteen
F#dim7
That was years ago! I thought we wiped the slate clean
A#sus4
That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God, my brain is racing
Bmaj7
(I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station!
G#m7
I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!)
F#dim7
There's a 4 year-old little boy laying dead with a slit throat
A#sus4
In your living room! Ha-ha! What, you think I'm kidding you?!
Bmaj7
You loved him didn't you? (No!)
G#m7
Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fucking lie to me!
F#dim7
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
A#sus4
Fuck you asshole! Yeah, bite me!
Bmaj7
Kim, Kim! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly, don't you?
G#m7
(It's not that!) No, you think I'm ugly (Baby)
F#dim7
Get the fuck away from me! Don't touch me!
A#sus4
I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you!
Bmaj7 G#m7
Oh my God, I love you! How the fuck could you do this to me?!
F#dim7
(I'm sorry!) How the fuck could you do this to me?!
[Chorus]
A#sus4 Bmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
G#m7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Verse 3]
A#sus4
Come on, get out! (I can't! I'm scared!)
Bmaj7
I said get out, bitch! (Let go of my hair!)
G#m7
(Please don't do this, baby! Please! I love you!)
F#dim7
(Look, we can just take Hailie and leave!)
A#sus4
Fuck you! You did this to us! You did it! it's your fault!
Bmaj7
Oh my God, I'm cracking up, get a grip Marshall!
G#m7
Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party
F#dim7
And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
A#sus4
That was funny, wasn't it? (Yes) That was funny, wasn't it?! (Yes!)
Bmaj7
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
G#m7
You and your husband have a fight, One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle
F#dim7
He accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced! (No!)
A#sus4
And while this is going on, his son just woke up and he walks in
Bmaj7
She panics and he gets his throat cut! (Oh my God!)
G#m7
So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat
F#dim7
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!
A#sus4
I should've known better when you started to act weird
Bmaj7
We coulda... hey, where you going? Get back here!
G#m7
You can't run from me Kim! It's just us, nobody else!
F#dim7
You're only making this harder on yourself!
A#sus4
Ha-ha, got ya! Go ahead, yell!
Bmaj7
Here, I'll scream with you! "Ah, somebody help!"
G#m7
Don't you get it bitch? No one can hear you!
F#dim7
Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you!
A#sus4
You were supposed to love me!!
Bmaj7 G#m7 F#dim7
Now bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed!!
[Chorus]
A#sus4 Bmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
G#m7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
A#sus4 Bmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
G#m7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Outro]
A#sus4 Bmaj7 G#m7 F#dim7 X2