Intro
N.C.
Aww, look at daddy's baby girl
N.C.
That's daddy's baby, little sleepy head
C#sus4
Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you
Dmaj7
How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two
Bm7
Baby you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you
F#dim7
Sit down bitch! You move again I'll beat the shit out of you! (Okay)
[Verse 1]
C#sus4
Don't make me wake this baby! She don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do!
Dmaj7
Quit crying, bitch! Why do you always make me shout at you?!
Bm7
How could you just leave me and love him out the blue?!
F#dim7
Oh, what's the matter Kim, am I too loud for you?!
C#sus4
Too bad, bitch! You're gonna finally hear me out this time!
Dmaj7
At first, I'm like: "Aight, you wanna throw me out; that's fine!"
Bm7
But not for him to take my place! Are you out your mind?!
F#dim7
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
C#sus4
How could you let him sleep in our bed?! Look it, Kim!
Dmaj7
Look at your husband now! (No!) I said, look at him!
Bm7
He ain't so hot now, is he, little punk?!
F#dim7
(Why are you doing this?!) Shut the fuck up!
C#sus4
(You're drunk! You're never gonna get away with this!)
Dmaj7
You think I give a fuck?! Come on! We're going for a ride, bitch! (No!)
Bm7
Sit up front! (We can't just leave Hailie alone! What if she wakes up?)
F#dim7
We'll be right back; well, I will: you'll be in the trunk!
[Chorus]
C#sus4 Dmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Bm7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Verse 2]
C#sus4
You really fucked me Kim! You really did a number on me!
Dmaj7
Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me
Bm7
But we was kids then, Kim! I was only eighteen
F#dim7
That was years ago! I thought we wiped the slate clean
C#sus4
That's fucked up! (I love you!) Oh God, my brain is racing
Dmaj7
(I love you!) What are you doing? Change the station!
Bm7
I hate this song! Does this look like a big joke? (No!)
F#dim7
There's a 4 year-old little boy laying dead with a slit throat
C#sus4
In your living room! Ha-ha! What, you think I'm kidding you?!
Dmaj7
You loved him didn't you? (No!)
Bm7
Bullshit, you bitch! Don't fucking lie to me!
F#dim7
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
C#sus4
Fuck you asshole! Yeah, bite me!
Dmaj7
Kim, Kim! Why don't you like me? You think I'm ugly, don't you?
Bm7
(It's not that!) No, you think I'm ugly (Baby)
F#dim7
Get the fuck away from me! Don't touch me!
C#sus4
I hate you! I hate you! I swear to God, I hate you!
Dmaj7 Bm7
Oh my God, I love you! How the fuck could you do this to me?!
F#dim7
(I'm sorry!) How the fuck could you do this to me?!
[Chorus]
C#sus4 Dmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Bm7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Verse 3]
C#sus4
Come on, get out! (I can't! I'm scared!)
Dmaj7
I said get out, bitch! (Let go of my hair!)
Bm7
(Please don't do this, baby! Please! I love you!)
F#dim7
(Look, we can just take Hailie and leave!)
C#sus4
Fuck you! You did this to us! You did it! it's your fault!
Dmaj7
Oh my God, I'm cracking up, get a grip Marshall!
Bm7
Hey, remember the time we went to Brian's party
F#dim7
And you were, like, so drunk that you threw up all over Archie?
C#sus4
That was funny, wasn't it? (Yes) That was funny, wasn't it?! (Yes!)
Dmaj7
See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
Bm7
You and your husband have a fight, One of you tries to grab a knife, and during the struggle
F#dim7
He accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced! (No!)
C#sus4
And while this is going on, his son just woke up and he walks in
Dmaj7
She panics and he gets his throat cut! (Oh my God!)
Bm7
So now they both dead, and you slash your own throat
F#dim7
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!
C#sus4
I should've known better when you started to act weird
Dmaj7
We coulda... hey, where you going? Get back here!
Bm7
You can't run from me Kim! It's just us, nobody else!
F#dim7
You're only making this harder on yourself!
C#sus4
Ha-ha, got ya! Go ahead, yell!
Dmaj7
Here, I'll scream with you! "Ah, somebody help!"
Bm7
Don't you get it bitch? No one can hear you!
F#dim7
Now shut the fuck up and get what's coming to you!
C#sus4
You were supposed to love me!!
Dmaj7 Bm7 F#dim7
Now bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed bitch, bleed!! Bleed!!
[Chorus]
C#sus4 Dmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Bm7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
C#sus4 Dmaj7
So long, bitch you did me so wrong
Bm7 F#dim7
I don't wanna go on, living in this world without you
[Outro]
C#sus4 Dmaj7 Bm7 F#dim7 X2