"Ten Cent Blues"
Eapo 1st fret. G, Am, C
B
Dear orthodox,
C#m
I can't control my feelings,
E
And who hit me?
C#m
I just might be
E
Coming round the bush
E C#m
And my stilts, they began cracking
E
Subsequently pushed
B
And I looked to see that it was she
C#m
Just some abandoned little crook like me
E C#m
Adieu, adieu, and fare thee well
E
This was the ending, please
B C#m
Oh, whoa...
E C#m
I was attached on bended knee
E
But I declined my leave
B
But who could blame
C#m
C# fraction of her being?
E C#m
She is cheesy, she is scrawny
E
With her uncanny styling
E C#m
I'm teasing, she is pleasing
E
She just has no wit
B
And I'm sorry I don't have her face
C#m
And I'm probably gonna lose this race
E C#m
There is no doubt she's such a mouse
E
With such an abstract grace
B C#m
Oh, whoa...
E C#m
There is no cure, I am sure
E
For these ten cent blues
B
And then she chose to dissect me
C#m
And I was casted into poverty
E C#m
But I did not agree with her
E
She said, "Now, you've got nerve,"
E B
But I don't care if I'm granted
C#m
For all these things
E C#m
If I were one among this crowd
E
Would you call that defeat?
B C#m
In a way it's making me crazy
B C#m
In a sense that it's making me stronger
B C#m
C# likely chance, and it's probably proven
B C#m
In the end we'll all walk away
C#m B
Shaking hands on the doormat
B C#m
I salute you, sir
E C#m
C# stranger and a happy fit
C#m E
I'm glad I'm part of it
E C#m C#mG
And that I saw it all