"Ten Cent Blues"
F#apo 1st fret. G, Am, C
C#
Dear orthodox,
D#m
I can't control my feelings,
F#
And who hit me?
D#m
I just might be
F#
Coming round the bush
F# D#m
And my stilts, they began cracking
F#
Subsequently pushed
C#
And I looked to see that it was she
D#m
Just some abandoned little crook like me
F# D#m
Adieu, adieu, and fare thee well
F#
This was the ending, please
C# D#m
Oh, whoa...
F# D#m
I was attached on bended knee
F#
But I declined my leave
C#
But who could blame
D#m
D# fraction of her being?
F# D#m
She is cheesy, she is scrawny
F#
With her uncanny styling
F# D#m
I'm teasing, she is pleasing
F#
She just has no wit
C#
And I'm sorry I don't have her face
D#m
And I'm probably gonna lose this race
F# D#m
There is no doubt she's such a mouse
F#
With such an abstract grace
C# D#m
Oh, whoa...
F# D#m
There is no cure, I am sure
F#
For these ten cent blues
C#
And then she chose to dissect me
D#m
And I was casted into poverty
F# D#m
But I did not agree with her
F#
She said, "Now, you've got nerve,"
F# C#
But I don't care if I'm granted
D#m
For all these things
F# D#m
If I were one among this crowd
F#
Would you call that defeat?
C# D#m
In a way it's making me crazy
C# D#m
In a sense that it's making me stronger
C# D#m
D# likely chance, and it's probably proven
C# D#m
In the end we'll all walk away
D#m C#
Shaking hands on the doormat
C# D#m
I salute you, sir
F# D#m
D# stranger and a happy fit
D#m F#
I'm glad I'm part of it
F# D#m D#mG
And that I saw it all