D Bm A
Well were living here in alan-town
G A D
And he's driven our lives into the ground
Bm E A
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
E Bm E A
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
D Bm A
I was happy and my life was good
G A D
Getting married like a dentist should
Bm E A
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
E A E A
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
D Bm A
And were living here in alan-town
C D G
But their taking teddy's finger now
Bm G D
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
A Bm A D
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself