A F#m E
Well were living here in alan-town
D E A
And he's driven our lives into the ground
F#m B E
When we woke up we were wasted and drunk
B F#m B E
Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk
A F#m E
I was happy and my life was good
D E A
Getting married like a dentist should
F#m B E
Roasting marshmallows on a stick
B E B E
I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick
A F#m E
And were living here in alan-town
G A D
But their taking teddy's finger now
F#m D A
And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit
E F#m E A
And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself