Intro
The C# and B get two downstroke beats each. Oh, and there s a country-style finish at
end, with a quick G# C# flourish. That s it.
Intro |C# |G# |C# |C# |C# |C#
|G# |F# |G# |GF|F# |C# |G# |C# |C# |
Verse
C# G# C# C#
Well I d never sleep with your ex girlfriend
C# C# G# G#
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
F# G# C# B F#
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
C# G# C# C#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
C# G# C# C#
If a fight breaks out and you re the cause of it
C# C# G# G#
In some redneck bar where you ve been talkin shit
F# G# C# B F#
I will not forsake you later in that parking lot
C# G# C# C#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
F# F#
Well through the laughter and the tears
C# C#
We go stumbling through the years
C# C# G# G#
D# bit dysfunctional well folks might say
F# F#
Well I ve got the dirt on you
C# B F#
And you ve got plenty on me too
C# G# C# C#
So I pray we stay together all our days
Solo on verse/intro chords
Verse
C# G# C#
C#
So when you re on a date and you finally bring that girl home
C# C# G# G#
Put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo and disconnect the phone
F# G#
I ll show up drunk and raving
C# B F#
And then I ll pass out on the spot
C# G# C# C#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
F# F#
Well through the laughter and the tears
C# C#
We go stumbling through the years
C# C# G# G#
D# bit dysfunctional well folks might say
F# F#
Well I ve got the dirt on you
C# B F#
And you ve got plenty on me too
C# G# C# F#
So I pray we stay together all our days Dear lord!
C# G# C# G# C#
So I pray we stay together all our days