Intro
The F# and E get two downstroke beats each. Oh, and there s a country-style finish at
end, with a quick C# F# flourish. That s it.
Intro |F# |C# |F# |F# |F# |F#
|C# |B |C# |GF|B |F# |C# |F# |F# |
Verse
F# C# F# F#
Well I d never sleep with your ex girlfriend
F# F# C# C#
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
B C# F# E B
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
F# C# F# F#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
F# C# F# F#
If a fight breaks out and you re the cause of it
F# F# C# C#
In some redneck bar where you ve been talkin shit
B C# F# E B
I will not forsake you later in that parking lot
F# C# F# F#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
B B
Well through the laughter and the tears
F# F#
We go stumbling through the years
F# F# C# C#
G# bit dysfunctional well folks might say
B B
Well I ve got the dirt on you
F# E B
And you ve got plenty on me too
F# C# F# F#
So I pray we stay together all our days
Solo on verse/intro chords
Verse
F# C# F#
F#
So when you re on a date and you finally bring that girl home
F# F# C# C#
Put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo and disconnect the phone
B C#
I ll show up drunk and raving
F# E B
And then I ll pass out on the spot
F# C# F# F#
Cause that s the kind of friend that you ve got
Chorus
B B
Well through the laughter and the tears
F# F#
We go stumbling through the years
F# F# C# C#
G# bit dysfunctional well folks might say
B B
Well I ve got the dirt on you
F# E B
And you ve got plenty on me too
F# C# F# B
So I pray we stay together all our days Dear lord!
F# C# F# C# F#
So I pray we stay together all our days