Verse
D#
If you think you wanna marry me
G# D#
You might want to think again
A#
I ain't the kind for picking up no clothes
D# G# D#
And I don't do no dishes, or entertain your friends
D* D#
If you want a baby, buy a dog
G# D#
It's all about me this time (x2)
G# A#
It's all about me
D#
It's all about me this time
D# G# D#
I don't do no shopping, unless it suits my needs
A#
And I don't pay the bills or fix the car
D#
I'm gonna need a month's vacation
G# D#
And not in Myrtle Beach
A# D#
And I ain't flying coach, not Anymore
G# D#
It's all about me this time (x2)
G# A#
It's all about me
D#
It's all about me this time
G# D#
No, I don't give a damn about the way things used to be
G#
Cause when you cross that line
A# D#
Honey don't you know you crossed me?
D# G# D#
I don't do the windows or work out in the yard
A#
If you want the mail you better bring it in
D#
I don't need no drive-through
G# D#
Or drink wine from a box
D#* D* G
And FYI, darling ain't my name
G# D#
It's all about me this time (x2)
G# A#
It's all about me
D#
It's all about me this time
(Repeat Final Chorus Until End)