Verse
G#
If you think you wanna marry me
C# G#
You might want to think again
D#
I ain't the kind for picking up no clothes
G# C# G#
And I don't do no dishes, or entertain your friends
D* G#
If you want a baby, buy a dog
C# G#
It's all about me this time (x2)
C# D#
It's all about me
G#
It's all about me this time
G# C# G#
I don't do no shopping, unless it suits my needs
D#
And I don't pay the bills or fix the car
G#
I'm gonna need a month's vacation
C# G#
And not in Myrtle Beach
D# G#
And I ain't flying coach, not Anymore
C# G#
It's all about me this time (x2)
C# D#
It's all about me
G#
It's all about me this time
C# G#
No, I don't give a damn about the way things used to be
C#
Cause when you cross that line
D# G#
Honey don't you know you crossed me?
G# C# G#
I don't do the windows or work out in the yard
D#
If you want the mail you better bring it in
G#
I don't need no drive-through
C# G#
Or drink wine from a box
G#* D* G
And FYI, darling ain't my name
C# G#
It's all about me this time (x2)
C# D#
It's all about me
G#
It's all about me this time
(Repeat Final Chorus Until End)