Intro
[Intro]
Everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal
A# Cm G# A#
[Verse]
A#
Hi, I'm interested in the job you have posted
Cm
It's too bad about what happened when you flashed in the pan
G#
Due to personal reasons, I said nothing in therapy:
A#
We just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
[Pre-Chorus]
A#
In the future, everyone will be my friend for fifteen minutes
Cm
And we'll look amazing when we're in portrait mode
G#
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
A#
I am furiously Juuling on the coffee shop patio!
[Chorus]
A#
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
Cm
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
G#
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
A#
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
A#
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
Cm
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
G#
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
A#
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
[Verse]
A#
Hey, have a very, very, very interesting day
Cm
Great minds think a lot, and so do ours, when it's boring
G#
Let's pretend we're not bitter, or better than everything
A#
They say smiling's contagious, but you know, so is yawning
[Pre-Chorus]
A#
In the future, no compliments are begrudgingly given
Cm
And we are not pathologically incapable of sincerity
G#
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
A#
I'm getting a Gucci logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy
[Chorus]
A#
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
Cm
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
G#
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
A#
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
A#
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
Cm
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
G#
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
A#
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
[Outro]
A#
Everything is normal, everything is normal
Cm
Everything is normal, everything is normal
G#
Everything is normal, everything is normal
A#
Everything is normal, everything is normal
h = hammer on
p = pull-off
^ = strum up
v = strum down