Intro
[Intro]
Everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal, everything is normal
B C#m A B
[Verse]
B
Hi, I'm interested in the job you have posted
C#m
It's too bad about what happened when you flashed in the pan
A
Due to personal reasons, I said nothing in therapy:
B
We just laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed
[Pre-Chorus]
B
In the future, everyone will be my friend for fifteen minutes
C#m
And we'll look amazing when we're in portrait mode
A
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
B
I am furiously Juuling on the coffee shop patio!
[Chorus]
B
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
C#m
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
A
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
B
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
B
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
C#m
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
A
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
B
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
[Verse]
B
Hey, have a very, very, very interesting day
C#m
Great minds think a lot, and so do ours, when it's boring
A
Let's pretend we're not bitter, or better than everything
B
They say smiling's contagious, but you know, so is yawning
[Pre-Chorus]
B
In the future, no compliments are begrudgingly given
C#m
And we are not pathologically incapable of sincerity
A
We are writers, creatives, we work remotely
B
I'm getting a Gucci logo stick-and-poke, it's cheaper than therapy
[Chorus]
B
Don't want a hug, don't want to talk to a dude
C#m
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
A
I'm on the outside looking in at you inside looking out
B
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
B
Don't want instructions but don't know what to do
C#m
Man I'll be in the corner, bring me water and food
A
Maybe you'll learn to make do with what you're doing without
B
It's your best life if it's the life that you're living right now
[Outro]
B
Everything is normal, everything is normal
C#m
Everything is normal, everything is normal
A
Everything is normal, everything is normal
B
Everything is normal, everything is normal
h = hammer on
p = pull-off
^ = strum up
v = strum down