Tuning: Standard
C G (Bsus4)
My, my, my, we're treating each other just like strangers
C G (Bsus4) B-Gb
I can ignore the significance of these changes
F
But you can't treat it lightly, and you'll have to face the consequences
All my worst fears are grounded G
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me.
C G (Bsus4)
By this time I got to looking for a kind of substitute
C G (Bsus4) B-Gb
I can't tell you who I found, except that it rhymes with dissolute
F
But my baby's so lazy, she is almost unable, and it's driving me crazy
And her loving's just a fable that we try, with passion, to recall.
(Instrumental)
C G (x2)
F F (x2)
G F
F F (x4)
F
F
Send for an ambulance or an accident investigator
He's breathing like a furnace. So I'll see you later, alligator
He'll set the sheets on fire. Mmm, quite a burning lover.
Now he'll barbeque your kitten. He is just another learner lover
G
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me.
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Buenos Aires. February, 2014.