Tuning: Standard
D A (Bsus4)
My, my, my, we're treating each other just like strangers
D A (Bsus4) B-Ab
I can ignore the significance of these changes
G
But you can't treat it lightly, and you'll have to face the consequences
All my worst fears are grounded A
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me.
D A (Bsus4)
By this time I got to looking for a kind of substitute
D A (Bsus4) B-Ab
I can't tell you who I found, except that it rhymes with dissolute
G
But my baby's so lazy, she is almost unable, and it's driving me crazy
And her loving's just a fable that we try, with passion, to recall.
(Instrumental)
D A (x2)
G G (x2)
A G
G G (x4)
G
G
Send for an ambulance or an accident investigator
He's breathing like a furnace. So I'll see you later, alligator
He'll set the sheets on fire. Mmm, quite a burning lover.
Now he'll barbeque your kitten. He is just another learner lover
A
You have to make the choice between the paw paw negro blowtorch and me.
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Buenos Aires. February, 2014.