E B
I was sittin' here Friday suppin' on a glass of wine
E
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
A
She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
B E
On a scale of ONE to TEN (pause) I'd give her a NINE.
E B
Now on my scale there ain't no TEN's, you know
E
NINE is about as far as any chick can go
A
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me
B E
So for brains and good judgement, give her a THREE.
E B
I said, hey sweet thing, you look like a possible EIGHT
E
You and me could, uh! make EIGHTEEN, if your head's on straight
A
She looked up and down my perfect frame
B E
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.
E B
She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
E
Tryin' to grade all women on scales of ONE to TEN
A
And, uh!, you give me an EIGHT, well, that's a generous thing to do
B E
Now, let's just see, just how much I give you.
[CHANGE TO KEY OF A]
F# C#
She said you comin' on to me with that corny NUMBERS jive
F#
Your style makes me smile, I give it a FIVE
B
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
C# F#
It's last year's double knit, frayed cuffs, give it a FOUR.
F# C#
That must be your car parked out on the curb
F#
That 'SIXTY-NINE homemade convertible, F# THREE and F# THIRD
B
As for that build, I guess you're less than FIVE
C# F#
'cept for your pot belly, I'd give that a TEN for size.
F# C#
That wine you're pourin' might be fine to you
F#
But I'm used to fine champagne, I give it a TWO
B
It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
C# F#
I give it a SIX, you could use some dental work.
F# C#
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh
F#
It may be a TEN to these country hens, but to me a THREE and F# HALF
B
And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
C# F#
And since there ain't no ZEROes, I give you a ONE.
F# C#
She walked out, while up and down the line
F#
The whole bar was laughin', sayin' BARE, what happened to your NINE
B
NINE says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
C# F#
She didn't have no class, I barely gave her a TWO.
(TALK) Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There's flaws in all of them
That's why on a scale of TEN to ONE, friend
There ain't no TEN.
- 1. Chord Gitar Bobby Bare - Numbers Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bobby Bare - Numbers Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar D#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan