A E
I was sittin' here Friday suppin' on a glass of wine
A
When in walked a chick who almost struck me blind
D
She had wet blue eyes and her legs were long and fine
E A
On a scale of ONE to TEN (pause) I'd give her a NINE.
A E
Now on my scale there ain't no TEN's, you know
A
NINE is about as far as any chick can go
D
So I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me
E A
So for brains and good judgement, give her a THREE.
A E
I said, hey sweet thing, you look like a possible EIGHT
A
You and me could, uh! make EIGHTEEN, if your head's on straight
D
She looked up and down my perfect frame
E A
And said these words that burned into my perfect brain.
A E
She said, well, another one of those macho-matician men
A
Tryin' to grade all women on scales of ONE to TEN
D
And, uh!, you give me an EIGHT, well, that's a generous thing to do
E A
Now, let's just see, just how much I give you.
[CHANGE TO KEY OF A]
B F#
She said you comin' on to me with that corny NUMBERS jive
B
Your style makes me smile, I give it a FIVE
E
When you walked up I noticed that suit of (yores)
F# B
It's last year's double knit, frayed cuffs, give it a FOUR.
B F#
That must be your car parked out on the curb
B
That 'SIXTY-NINE homemade convertible, B THREE and B THIRD
E
As for that build, I guess you're less than FIVE
F# B
'cept for your pot belly, I'd give that a TEN for size.
B F#
That wine you're pourin' might be fine to you
B
But I'm used to fine champagne, I give it a TWO
E
It's hard to tell what your flashin' smile is worth
F# B
I give it a SIX, you could use some dental work.
B F#
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that really makes me laugh
B
It may be a TEN to these country hens, but to me a THREE and B HALF
E
And there really ain't much to add once the subtractin's done
F# B
And since there ain't no ZEROes, I give you a ONE.
B F#
She walked out, while up and down the line
B
The whole bar was laughin', sayin' BARE, what happened to your NINE
E
NINE says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew
F# B
She didn't have no class, I barely gave her a TWO.
(TALK) Yeah! No matter how good they look at first
There's flaws in all of them
That's why on a scale of TEN to ONE, friend
There ain't no TEN.
- 1. Chord Gitar Bobby Bare - Numbers Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 2. Ganti Chord Gitar Bobby Bare - Numbers Kunci Dasar - Chords.id (Nada Dasar A#)
- 3. Author Lagu Andra Ramadhan