Verse
(slow)
N.C. A# C
Spread my ashes on the highway…
F F/E Dm
After I’m… dead ‘n gone…
A# C
My last wish is for you all to…
F
Remember me… in a song…
[Verse 2]
(slow)
N.C. A# C
Save your tears for someone else, friend…
F F/E Dm
Even though I know it’s hard…
A# C
Tell my Mother that I love her…
F
Give my Brother my guitar…
[Verse 3]
(fast)
N.F . A# C
Then smoke some weed… an’ fuck some whores…
F F/E Dm
Well don’t laugh… this ain’t no f**kin’ joke…
A# C
Spread my ashes on the highway
F
An’ raise ‘em up… an’ take a toke…
[Instrumental 1]
A# C F F/E Dm A# C F
(banjo)
[Verse 4]
(fast)
A# C
Drive real fast… an’ shoot at cops
F F/E Dm
Sure has been fun… doin’ that…
A# C
Take my cash an’ buy some coke…
F
Do it off some stripper’s ass…
[Verse 5]
F A# C
Quit your job an’ hit the road…
F F/E Dm
See the world an’ have some fun…
A# C
Go fishin’ every mornin’…
C F
An’ take in that risin’ sun…
[Instrumental 2]
A# C F F/E Dm A# C F
(steel guitar)
[Verse 6]
F A# C
Sleep all day, fUCk the world…
F F/E Dm
Crank some Hank an’ Johnny Cash…
A# C
Buy some bullets, shoot some guns…
F
Fill’er up an’ burn some gas
[Verse 7]
(slow)
N.C. A# C
Spend what’s left on some good times…
F F/E Dm
I don’t need no fancy grave…
A# C (stop)
Just spread my ashes on the highway
N.F. C
Because it’s my… fav'rite… place…
[Instrumental 3]
A# C F F/E Dm A# C F
(fiddle)
A# C F F/E Dm A# C F
(steel guitar)
[Outro]
(fast)
A# C F F/E Dm A# C F
[TALK]
Well folks… that about wraps this one up…
I sure hope ya… enjoyed listenin’ to it…
As much as… we enjoyed makin’ it for ya…
I’d like to give a thanks to all the guys that came out here an’ helped make this record…
And also a big thanks to all of you that bought this record…
We really do appreciate it…
An’ don’t forget to come out and see us out there at a show…
Feel free to come up and say hello…
We’ll have plenty of souvenirs… for sale…
Hats… stickers… t-shirts… women’s panties… posters… CD’s… an’ vinyl records…
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