Verse
(slow)
N.C. C# D#
Spread my ashes on the highway…
G# G#/G Fm
After I’m… dead ‘n gone…
C# D#
My last wish is for you all to…
G#
Remember me… in a song…
[Verse 2]
(slow)
N.C. C# D#
Save your tears for someone else, friend…
G# G#/G Fm
Even though I know it’s hard…
C# D#
Tell my Mother that I love her…
G#
Give my Brother my guitar…
[Verse 3]
(fast)
N.G# . C# D#
Then smoke some weed… an’ fuck some whores…
G# G#/G Fm
Well don’t laugh… this ain’t no f**kin’ joke…
C# D#
Spread my ashes on the highway
G#
An’ raise ‘em up… an’ take a toke…
[Instrumental 1]
C# D# G# G#/G Fm C# D# G#
(banjo)
[Verse 4]
(fast)
C# D#
Drive real fast… an’ shoot at cops
G# G#/G Fm
Sure has been fun… doin’ that…
C# D#
Take my cash an’ buy some coke…
G#
Do it off some stripper’s ass…
[Verse 5]
G# C# D#
Quit your job an’ hit the road…
G# G#/G Fm
See the world an’ have some fun…
C# D#
Go fishin’ every mornin’…
D# G#
An’ take in that risin’ sun…
[Instrumental 2]
C# D# G# G#/G Fm C# D# G#
(steel guitar)
[Verse 6]
G# C# D#
Sleep all day, fUCk the world…
G# G#/G Fm
Crank some Hank an’ Johnny Cash…
C# D#
Buy some bullets, shoot some guns…
G#
Fill’er up an’ burn some gas
[Verse 7]
(slow)
N.C. C# D#
Spend what’s left on some good times…
G# G#/G Fm
I don’t need no fancy grave…
C# D# (stop)
Just spread my ashes on the highway
N.G#. C
Because it’s my… fav'rite… place…
[Instrumental 3]
C# D# G# G#/G Fm C# D# G#
(fiddle)
C# D# G# G#/G Fm C# D# G#
(steel guitar)
[Outro]
(fast)
C# D# G# G#/G Fm C# D# G#
[TALK]
Well folks… that about wraps this one up…
I sure hope ya… enjoyed listenin’ to it…
As much as… we enjoyed makin’ it for ya…
I’d like to give a thanks to all the guys that came out here an’ helped make this record…
And also a big thanks to all of you that bought this record…
We really do appreciate it…
An’ don’t forget to come out and see us out there at a show…
Feel free to come up and say hello…
We’ll have plenty of souvenirs… for sale…
Hats… stickers… t-shirts… women’s panties… posters… CD’s… an’ vinyl records…
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