Intro
G--C-F# x2
Verse 1:
B E F#
I wanna fuck a
B
dog in the ass
E F#
He wants to fuck
B
a dog in the ass
E F# B E
I wanna fuck a dog
F#
That's right kids
B E F#
I tried to fuck
B
your mom in the ass
E F#
Tried to fuck
B
your dad in the ass
E F#
Could only find
B E F#
the dog and his ass
Chorus 1:
B E F#
We wanna fuck a
B E
dog in the ass
F#
We wanna fuck a
B
dog in the ass
E F#
We wanna
B E F#
fuck a dog
Verse 2:
B E F#
I tried to fuck a fucking
B
pirate in the ass
E
Argh me and me first
F# B
mate you scurvy cure!
E F#
Tried to fuck a fucking
B E F#
pirate but I found the dog
B
Ah that was no pirate man
E F#
that was thy own sister!
G(hold) E F#
It's a mexican pirate
Chorus 2:
B E F#
We wanna fuck a
B E
dog in the ass
F#
We wanna fuck a
B(hold) G
dog in the ass
E F#
Wanna fuck a
G(hold)
fucking dog
Outro:
B E D(hold)
Fuck You